Monday, December 27, 2004
According to the National Safety Council
You have a 1 in 64,788 chance of dying due to hot tap water.
You have a 1 in 284,071 chance of dying due to changes in air pressure.
You have a 1 in 31,836 change of being squished to death.
There is good news though. According to the NSC, you don't have to worry about being crushed to death by a miscellaneous reptile any time in your life.
Sunday, December 26, 2004
"Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
Oh crap, I have this, I have to write this down. Whatever this is, I have this.
Half of the time you don't even know what the commercial is for. There's people running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. They always look like the most fun diseases ever. How can I go about getting one of those?
Friday, December 24, 2004
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
Normally I wouldn't mind, except that on this particular day my family is driving up from South Carolina and will be doing so for multiple hours in white-out conditions and mixed sleet. Great.
They should be here in about 3 more hours, so hopefully they'll make it with no problems.
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
Monday, December 20, 2004
Vince Carter: "Hey guys, I gotta tell you something."
Super Sonics: "What's that?"
Vince Carter: "I suck."
Super Sonics: "We already knew that you fool."
Vince Carter: "Oh yeah? Well I'm also over-rated."
Super Sonics: "Tell me something we don't know."
Vince Carter: "Okay. I will. We're going to run the high screen and roll to the right. I'm going to fade to the corner and kick it back to the key. What do you think about that bitches?"
Super Sonics: "Thanks for the info."
Saturday, December 18, 2004
My prayer is that President Bush steps in, kicks out Fehr and Selig, and installs a salary cap, strict drug testing, rookie pay depending on where you were picked (ala the NBA), and stiffer penalties for teams signing free agents.
Friday, December 17, 2004
Thursday, December 16, 2004
This whole argument irritates me greatly. Why should taxpayers pay for new stadiums at all? If they do pay, then they should get some of the freaking revenue. I understand the whole argument of "well a new stadium brings new people, which brings in new businesses, which makes more money for everyone." Well that doesn't always pan out. Look at Detroit. Do you think the area around Comerica is thriving? I sure don't. It looks to be as dead and run down as it has always been.
Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Window tint for my car
Moon roof wind deflector for car
Another TiVo
USB ethernet for another TiVo
Spider-Man 2 DVD
Lord of the Rings Return of the King DVD
Enviracair Humidifier
Grand Theft Auto San Andreas for PS2
Bomberman Generations for GameCube
Sly Cooper 2 for PS2
I might be done buying myself things, but I'm not sure yet.
Tuesday, December 14, 2004
Monday, December 13, 2004
Sunday, December 12, 2004
I'd give it a 7 out of 10.
Saturday, December 11, 2004
4 out of 10.
Friday, December 10, 2004
Wednesday, December 8, 2004
Hey Ford! Step it up out there!
Monday, December 6, 2004
Saturday, December 4, 2004
Thursday, December 2, 2004
Wednesday, December 1, 2004
Tuesday, November 30, 2004
I'm Butch Davis and you're not. We made the playoffs last year. If you make me the general manager, surely we will go to the Super Bowl.
Before the start of the 2003 NFL season...
I'm Butch Davis and you're not. Okay, so we had a down year. It happens. We had some injuries. Surely if you make me the president of football operations, these problems will go away.
Before the start of the 2004 NFL season...
I'm Butch Davis and you're not. Look. Last year was an abherration too. It was Tim Couch. Tim Couch is terrible. It is all Tim Couch's fault. If he had mobility, we would have won the Super Bowl. Trust me. We need Jeff Garcia. Yeah. That's it. Get me Jeff Garcia and man oh man, watch out NFL. Down with Tim Couch. I hate that guy. I want Garcia. Super Bowl! Woo, woo! We're a train baby, and ain't nothin you can do to stop us now. Woo, woo!
11/30/04...
I'm Butch Davis and you're not, I'm cut.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
Sunday, November 21, 2004
Saturday, November 20, 2004
Friday, November 19, 2004
Something needs to be done. If that means that the first 20 rows of the Palace must be empty for games, so be it. If that means that there must be 300 police surrounding the court, so be it. Violent interaction between fans and players should NEVER happen.
Thursday, November 18, 2004
The tint cure is coming along nicely, although they'll have to re-do the drivers side front window. There are some scratches there, and they need to go away.
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
9:30 AM in a random state near you, on a day much like yesterday.
Step 1. A deer decides to cook himself at a substation. Hooray for lack of power!
Step 2. UPS's kick in inside the server room.
Step 3. Heat goes up 5 degrees every 10 minutes in the server room due to lack of air conditioning.
Step 4. Drives start failing on foundry server.
Step 5. Mayhem.
Step 6. Power down foundry server, hoping heat caused the issues.
Step 7. Fire up the generator to power fans for the server room.
Step 8. Power comes back on 30 minutes after initially going out.
Step 9. Power on foundry server.
Step 10. Everything looks fine. That's a big relief.
Step 11. Another drive failure on foundry server.
Step 12. RAID backup kicks in.
Step 13. We're OK.
Step 14. Cascading drive failures on foundry server.
Step 15. We're totally and completely screwed.
Step 16. Rebuild server. Keep in mind that we are 24/7 and the cluster hasn't arrived to replace foundry and dip yet.
Step 17. More cascading drive failures. Yay.
Step 18. Rebuild server using replacement disks.
Step 19. See step 17.
Step 20. Get rid of the damn PERC controller. Bastage.
Step 21. See step 18.
Step 22. Reinstall SQL and restore databases.
Step 23. Go home at 9:30 PM.
Step 24. Get paged in the middle of the night.
Step 25. I'm happy! Look how happy I am.
Sunday, November 14, 2004
A new law was passed in Ohio that allows you to have window tint darker than 50%, but not on every window... only on the back windows. I'm getting 35% on the rear window and the two back windows. 50% on the driver and passenger windows, and a 15% strip across the top of the windshield. I've been assured that since I have a large B pillar and because my car is black, it will look fine.
I'm also getting a sun roof wind deflector, and wind visors for all the other windows.
I'll post some pictures when I get it back.
Saturday, November 13, 2004
Friday, November 12, 2004
Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Murder is the case that they gave me.
Monday, November 8, 2004
Sunday, November 7, 2004
Saturday, November 6, 2004
HOLD ON TO THE FREAKING BALL. The idea is not that hard to grasp. Here's what you do... you put one hand (which happens to be connected to an arm) on the bottom of the ball. The you put the other hand (which also is connected to an arm) on the top of the ball.
Wow. You'd think that I had just cured cancer with that idea. Maybe someone should forward this to Tiller. Maybe he thinks that holding the ball three feet away from your body and in only one hand is the best way to hang on to the ball.
Wednesday, November 3, 2004
That's my Bush!
Monday, November 1, 2004
Saturday, October 30, 2004
Friday, October 29, 2004
1. Keira Knightley
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Lacey Chabert
4. Jennifer Garner
5. Famke Janssen
6. Naomi Watts
7. Bridget Moynahan
8. Elizabeth Hurley
9. Angie Everhart
10. Salma Hayek
Kate Beckinsale works her way into the list because of her fantastic work in Van Helsing. Specifically, the bonus feature called "The History of Van Helsing."
Fantastic... eyeballs. Tremendous.... ears. Great big heaving... nostrils.
Terrific.
Honorable mention goes to the girl who winks at the end of the Listerine commercial and also to the girl in the Taco Bell commercial who is also in the Kia commercial where she's sing about her different boyfriends. Honorable mentions also go to Katherine Heigl in Wish Upon A Star, Kristy Swanson in The Chase, Brooke Langton in The Replacements, and Winona Ryder in Five Finger Discount.
Wednesday, October 27, 2004
Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Monday, October 25, 2004
Thursday, October 21, 2004
Tuesday, October 19, 2004
The Rodriguez call where he swatted the ball out of Arroyo's glove.
I understand calling Rodriguez out, but I don't understand why Jeter was sent back to first. I agree that the run shouldn't have counted, but if the play had happened normally, Rodriguez would have been out at first and Jeter would have advanced to second. It seems like they double penalized the Yankees for the interference call. Maybe the rules state that you can't advance on an interference play. Who knows.
I'd rather watch baseball without seeing riot police however.
Monday, October 18, 2004
Which team comes out? At this point it's probably anyones guess. Maybe it's the team that got a talking to after the Illinois game and destroyed Notre Dame. Maybe it's the team that squeaked by Penn State and then came out with no focus and lost to Wisconsin.
Here's hoping it's the first type.
Sunday, October 17, 2004
If Kyle Smith manages to catch a ball that was weakly thrown directly to him, then Purdue beats Wisconsin.
If Kyle Orton puts the ball in the outside arm on his 1st down scramble, Purdue beats Wisconsin.
This is now two weeks in a row when the offense has not looked very good. The Orton-Stubblefield duo looked completely average yesterday. I'm not disappointed with Ben Jones at all. The game should never have come down to a 40+ yard field goal to send it to overtime.
If Kyle Smith manages to catch a ball that was weakly thrown directly to him, then Purdue beats Wisconsin.
If Kyle Orton puts the ball in the outside arm on his 1st down scramble, Purdue beats Wisconsin.
This is now two weeks in a row when the offense has not looked very good. The Orton-Stubblefield duo looked completely average yesterday. I'm not disappointed with Ben Jones at all. The game should never have come down to a 40+ yard field goal to send it to overtime.
Saturday, October 16, 2004
Friday, October 15, 2004
Wednesday, October 13, 2004
Clearly this is not the kind of man whom you want to re-elect as president. Clearly you should vote for me, John Kerry, because as your president, I promise not to murder your parents in the middle of the night.
Question: Blah.
Bush: I think it's important to blah. We've spent a lot of money to encourage blah. We need to restrain our spending except for blah.
Kerry: What Bush said, but not what Bush said. More money needs to be spent on blah than he says. I'm just the man to do it, because I fought in a war to defend blah.
And if Nader were allowed in the debate, here would be his response:
Nader: Don't listen to them. They are in bed with EEEEEEVIL corporations who are trying to steal your children's college fund. They do this by fear-mongering. They will kill us all with unsafe cars if you don't elect me.
Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Monday, October 11, 2004
Once I get all that stuff done I'm sure that I'll never use any of it.
Brilliant.
Sunday, October 10, 2004
That said, if Purdue can beat Wisconsin and Michigan in the next two weeks, they will have made a believer out of me.
One of the encouraging things about yesterday is that they didn't play their best game and they had some turnovers, yet they still won. In the past they would've lost that game by a field goal.
In the end, it doesn't matter that the score is, as long as they win.
Saturday, October 9, 2004
Friday, October 8, 2004
Thursday, October 7, 2004
Wednesday, October 6, 2004
Tuesday, October 5, 2004
We're not ND
Aaron Purduetik
I want to talk about the game. I want to rehash an excellent game plan, stellar play of an unsung defense, and yet another nearly flawless performance at quarterback. I want to think about the what "will-be's" this season. But, it’ll take too long, so I’ll just talk about the day.
The trip to South Bend was a valuable learning experience. It made me thoroughly appreciate being a Boiler.
The countless strip clubs should have been my first clue that something was amiss. We took the first exit that said Notre Dame, anticipating the sight of the stadium ready to accommodate screaming Boiler fans. Instead, we found ...factories & strip clubs. For several miles we drove on a four-lane road meandering through strip club upon strip club.
Thanks to backed-up traffic, we had several hours to appreciate the sites.
Finally we made it to campus ("I thought I'd seen ugly buildings before — but now I realize I was wrong," said my roommate) and into the stadium.
But the reasons to count my blessings had just begun. Anytime there are more men in kilts than men in football helmets, well, there's something inherently wrong. You may think I'm kidding. But I'm dead serious.
And then there were the “cheerleaders” (if you can call them that). None of which looked like they could make Purdue’s alternate-squad…but what they didn’t have in ability was forgotten because you couldn’t hear them and could hardly see them. But they did have an excellent dance squad, otherwise known as the student section.
And you might think there's nothing wrong with this. Dancing & choreography are good, right? Well, maybe I could excuse it if any of those in the green shirts paid attention to the game. But they didn’t.
Our 25 cheerleaders are able to make Ross-Ade stadium resonate with the sounds of "Boi-Ler-Mak-Ers." Notre Dame stadium resonated with cheering only when the Boilermaker faithful cheered as our Boilers drove 96 yards, ran back a 100 yard kickoff or connected for a 97 yard bomb from the shadows of ND’s goalpost.
After an entire game in Notre Dame Stadium, with the Notre Dame fans all around me, I have no idea what their fight song sounds like. They never sang it. I think the band played it every so often, but the ND fans were too busy complaining about the officiating, they probably never even heard it.
Maybe we're spoiled, since the officials really haven’t been an important part of a game this season…none of the games have been in doubt. But, I guess I’ve come to just understand that after a touchdown, when “Hail Purdue” is being played by The All-American Band, all those clad in gold and black just stand and belt it out…by the way, we sing a lot! But like I said, we’ve been spoiled this season.
Even the individual fans were a disappointment. The ubiquitous presence of Purdue sweatshirts confused and befuddled them. One fan sneered, "What, you don’t all just wear the exact same shirt to every game?" I guess the concept of independent thinking is too much for them to grasp. Understandable I guess, since Irish “group-think” is what they’ve become accustomed to.
As we were heading back to our car, a Notre Dame student shouted insults at us from his dorm window. At this point, someone who would talk trash, after getting their arse handed to them, didn't even surprise me.
We walked away with our heads held high. After all, we thank God we’re not ND. And we don't have to spend the rest of our college careers at Notre Dame.
"It's great!" - Ryan Dowd
Monday, October 4, 2004
Sunday, October 3, 2004
Saturday, October 2, 2004
With that said, here are my predictions:
Ohio State - 7
Northwestern - 6.8
Purdue - 24
Notre Dame - 14
Redskins - 32
Browns - 10
Friday, October 1, 2004
Thursday, September 30, 2004
Kerry: My plan is to be better than President Bush. I have a plan, and let me assure you that it is good. It is a darn good plan. My plan, that is. The plan that I have to be better than President Bush. It's a good plan. A mighty good plan if I do say so myself. Jim, listen. I think we all know how good my plan is. There's no sense in even discussing it. It's just that good. I've got all kinds of good plans. Every plan that I have is good. Good plans. That's why I want to be President. So I can further use my good plans. If I am elected, you and the American people can be sure of my good plans. I will implement them and IT WILL BE GOOD. But only if the rest of the world agrees. What they say goes, you know.... they're the boss.
I realize that Kerry thinks his plans are good, but I sure would like to know exactly what those plans are.
Wednesday, September 29, 2004
DC Freedom
Washington Tax Collectors
Washington Boogers
DC Ass Heads
Washington Movers
Capital City Bombers
Washington Bullets
Washington Socialists
DC Tides
Washington Justice
Feel free to vote for your favorite, or add your own.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
Monday, September 27, 2004
In doing so, I stumbled across something from NASA called World Wind. It's pretty cool. It gives you a true color globe and lets you zoom in on anything anywhere. The servers are getting crushed most of the time, so downloading the pictures takes forever, but if you view the USGS satellite photos of select cities it's pretty cool. The USGS only gets you to about 500 meters above the ground, but that's better than nothing. The LanSat pictures should in theory get you to 100 meters above ground, but those are incredibly slow to download (and I have yet to get them to work as advertised).
As an example, I pulled up Tampa with the USGS photos and just looked for something with a parking lot. It turns out its some power station, but here are three photos. The first taken from 23,000 meters above ground, the next at about 10,000 meters above, and then the last one zoomed in to 500 meters.
Sunday, September 26, 2004
Also, the Browns suck. I may have to revise my 5-11 prediction downward.
Saturday, September 25, 2004
If nothing else, it shows how the program is getting respect around the country now, and Orton's attention can only help recruiting in the future.
Friday, September 24, 2004
Unranked Penn State - 43
#8 Purdue - 8
The good news is that Purdue must've been undefeated going in to Penn State in order to be ranked so high, but the bad news obviously is that they got blown out.
Wednesday, September 22, 2004
I get home from work. I bust out the laptop and have a splendid wireless connection.
I leave for school ten minutes later.
I get home from school. I bust out the laptop and have a whole lot of nothing.
What the crap?
My desktop has a connection. Look. Here it is. I am typing on it right now.
Laptop? Not so connected. It is currently sitting on the floor.
What the crap?
home.comcast.net\~t_van
in the next few weeks. I will try to update both if I can, but as of now I am trying to port this all over to there.
Monday, September 20, 2004
The latest proof:
After McNabb threw a pass to a receiver, who then threw it back to McNabb...
Al Michaels: The crowd loves every moment of it.
John Madden: I'll tell you who doesn't love it is McNabb. After you throw that ball to one guy, you want him to throw it to the other guy, but you don't want that other guy to be you.
Sunday, September 19, 2004
Friday, September 17, 2004
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
Hmm.
Basketball.
Head scarf.
Interesting.
The NCAA didn't grant her request to wear a unique uniform, so she left the team.
Why I don't agree with her beliefs, at least she had the fortitude to stand up for them, and for that she deserves credit.
Monday, September 13, 2004
Sunday, September 12, 2004
Number 1: you won't be able to reach me at tvan@en.com anymore.
Number 2: you won't be able to view this web page any longer.
Therefore, I'm also in the process of searching for a new host for this web site.
I don't want any advertising or anything, so the usual suspects are all out.
Since I care about you the reader, I'm asking for any and all reasonable suggestions.
Friday, September 10, 2004
Thursday, September 9, 2004
Tuesday, September 7, 2004
Monday, September 6, 2004
Saturday, September 4, 2004
I think I could hit 33% of extra points.
At the same time however, this is exactly why college football is better than professional football. Anyone really can beat anyone else on any given Saturday. An un-ranked Oregon State travels to defending champ LSU in Baton Rouge and nearly pulls the upset. I think anyone would take being up 8 on the road with 1:41 left in the 4th quarter.
Thursday, September 2, 2004
Wednesday, September 1, 2004
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
The best part was in the post analysis though when Brit Hume said "What was the feeling in the Democraps convention." He actually said Democraps. I thought that was hilliarious, but that's probably because I have the humor of a 7 year old.
Sunday, August 29, 2004
"You might consider sitting down next time," the toilet told a male Reuters reporter politely in a female robot voice. The next user was told that "The last visitor did not take heed of basic rules of hygiene."
Depending on circumstances, the toilet might remind you to wash your hands or ask you to lift the seat.
"It could suddenly start coughing and warn you about the dangers of cigarettes, or name all the cool movie stars who smoke. It just depends what mood it’s in," van Munster said referring to people who sneak off to secretly have a puff.
Friday, August 27, 2004
Thursday, August 26, 2004
29 minutes
10 - 15 field goals
6 - 9 three pointers
5 - 6 free throws
2 rebounds
4 assists
2 steals
2 turnovers
31 points
Very nice game.
Tuesday, August 24, 2004
Monday, August 23, 2004
I was watching mens high bar gymnastics tonight. I'm not sure why. Some Russian Nemov guy had an awesome (turn / event / thing) and he got completely screwed by the judges. The Greeks go crazy, so the head scorer goes over and they change his score. Too bad they still had it way too low. Just the fact that they have the power to change his score after the fact shows how screwed up it is, but then they should have at least got it right.
Sunday, August 22, 2004
Also, Stacy Dragila is pretty hot, and she is in my key demographic, which makes it even better.
Saturday, August 21, 2004
USA vs Puero Rico
25 minutes
1 -5 field goals
0 - 0 free throws
1 rebound
0 turnovers
1 assist
3 personal fouls
USA vs Greece
26 minutes
3 - 7 field goals
1 - 2 free throws
1 rebound
2 turnovers
6 assists
0 personal fouls
USA vs Australia
23 minutes
0 - 4 field goals
1 - 2 free throws
0 rebounds
1 turnover
5 assists
3 personal fouls
USA vs Lithuania
32 minutes
2 - 14 field goals
3 - 4 free throws
1 rebound
0 turnovers
3 assists
2 personal fouls
WHY IS THIS FREAKING GUY STARTING?!?!? He's shooting 20% from the field and 63% from the free throw line. He has 8 fouls and 3 rebounds. Whoopty do. If you're telling me that this is the best that USA basketball can send to the Olympics, then it's no wonder why they have now lost 2 of their 4 games. Marbury cannot defend. He cannot shoot. He cannot rebound. He can't lead the team down the floor, and he can't think. USA down by 4 with 3 seconds left. Hey Stephon, lets shoot a useless layup. GREAT! Ever hear of trying to draw a foul on a three pointer? Remember.... Lithuania just pulled that off a minute ago? Remember that? It's called fundamentals. You don't have any. Sit your ass on the bench. If I can see this, why can't Larry Brown? This is driving me crazy.
What the freak. Who the hell cares that team USA is made up of mind blowingly fantastic athletes when, if you're not named Tim Duncan, you can't play a drop of actual basketball.
TEAM USA, DO YOU WANT TO WIN THE GOLD MEDAL??? Here's how you do it.
Give the ball to Tim Duncan EVERY SINGLE TIME. If he shoots 60 times a game, you WILL WIN. I don't care if he is being guarded by 4 guys every time he touches the ball. I don't care. He can score, and get this... he can SHOOT FREE THROWS. Do you know what those are? Those are shots where no one is guarding you. Not even a single person. And you still miss 45% of the time.
Give Duncan the ball. For the love of God.
Friday, August 20, 2004
Thursday, August 19, 2004
It's nearing the time when the U.S. military needs to stop playing by some constrictive rules that no one else obeys, and just goes in and finishes the job. The only thing that militants respond to is overwhelming force. Diplomacy obviously doesn't have any effect.
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Give me a break.
Monday, August 16, 2004
Germany: Not us. This is an unjust war. Won't someone please think of the children.
United States: Since we are so unjust, we're going to pull our troops out of your country.
Germany: No! This is unjust also. Won't someone please think of the children.
They can't have it both ways. If the U.S. is truly the imperialists that they would have us believe we are, then why don't they want us to pull our troops out of their countries? Perhaps because they need our protection? Hmmm. Interesting.
This link is what I'm talking about by the way.
I'm tired of most of Europe and their Soldiers of Surrender. The only place keeping that continent alive isn't even attached to the mainland.
Saturday, August 14, 2004
Preliminary top 5 (since I am going to Shea today, and I expect it to contend for a spot in my list. Of all the parks I've been to.)
1. Minute Maid Park - Houston Astros
2. PNC Park - Pittsburgh Pirates
3. Pac Bell Park - San Francisco Giants
4. Citizens Bank Park - Philadelphia Phillies
5. Jacob's Field - Cleveland Indians
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Tuesday, August 10, 2004
Sunday, August 8, 2004
I remember watching Michael Johnson in Atlanta, and not really anything after that in the Summer Olympics. Maybe we need a dominating track and field star with some personality to spice things up a bit. Maybe all Olympics need to be held in the U.S. I'm not sure what it really takes, but I'm not interested right now.
Friday, August 6, 2004
Wednesday, August 4, 2004
Here's an exceprt from the blue ribbon season preview on Purdue. It looks pretty encouraging, which of course means that we're doomed.
BLUE RIBBON ANALYSIS
OFFENSE: A; SPECIAL TEAMS: B; DEFENSE: C-; INTANGIBLES: B
Purdue might have the best offense in America, but if the Boilers can't stop anybody, it won't matter.
With the front seven going through nearly a complete overhaul, the defense will depend on cornerback Rogers and strong safety Pollard to lead the transition. If the Boilers can survive the problems that typically come with an inexperienced defense early in the season, and get better every week, they have an offense that's capable of steam-rolling anyone.
Quarterback Orton, receiver Stubblefield and kicker Ben Jones are three of the top players in the country at their respective positions. And the running game trio of Void, Jones and Brooks is vastly underrated. About the only question mark on offense is how much the loss of center Nick Hardwick and tackle Kelly Butler to the NFL will affect the line.
The schedule provides a few challenges, but overall is in Purdue's favor. Non-conference foes Syracuse, Illinois and Notre Dame hardly strike fear into their opponents as they may have done several seasons ago. The Boilers also have three of the best Big Ten teams (Wisconsin, Michigan and Ohio State) at home, with the only major road challenge at Iowa.
Overall, it's hard to figure Purdue's chances considering the sheer number of personnel losses on defense. Because of that, the unit is definitely below average entering the season. However, if the defense can raise its level to at least average, the Boilers' offense could again put the team in position to gain at least a share of the Big Ten title when the Buckeyes visit Ross-Ade Stadium on Nov. 13.
Tuesday, August 3, 2004
Italy 95 - USA 78
I enjoyed the professional years while they lasted (especially when Mark Price was on Dream Team 2), but I don't think that the USA can just send over a bunch of NBA players that practice together for 30 days and expect to waltz to the gold medal anymore. Other countries have national teams that practice all year round, and then when the World Championships or the Olympics come around, they add 1-2 NBA players. By then the teams already know what to expect from each other and know the tendencies. It's easy to just include the new additions and keep on rolling. I think that the USA has to go this route also. The national team doesn't have nearly enough practice time. It should be obvious now that talent alone is not enough. The USA team has now lost 4 games in 2 years, and I'm sure that with the effort I saw today, that there are more losses on the way.
There are only two solutions to this problem, and one I think is much better than the other.
I think that the NBA should send the reigning NBA champions to the World Championships and the Olympics. Subtract the foreign players off the team and add in some college kids or other All-Stars. That would go a long way towards guaranteeing success.
The other option is to have a team that is similar to an AAU team. Professional players that aren't quite good enough to play in the NBA, but are still excellent players, and more importantly are players that have been together for a while. Then if you want to add a Shaq or Tim Duncan to the team, there won't be a problem.
Monday, August 2, 2004
Thursday, July 29, 2004
Wednesday, July 28, 2004
Cry me a freaking river.
Tuesday, July 27, 2004
Cut to the phone. Cut to the door. Cut to Matt Damon. Cut to the car. Cut to the mailbox. Cut to the TV. Cut to the newspaper. Cut to a non-related airplane flying over. Cut to someone at the beach. Cut back to Matt Damon. Cut to the door again.
You've just experienced 11 seconds of the movie.
After the first 20 minutes, the handheld camera shots decreased by at least 75% and the non-stop cutting stopped (at least until the Moscow car chase). That's also when the movie became watchably good... maybe even good enough to purchase. I thought it was on par with the Bourne Identity. The rating for this movie seems to float. It could be anywhere from a 6 to an 8. For now, I will set the rating at 6. Would accept as a gift / would pay money to rent.
Also, they apparently cut out the perplexed/constipated look he had on the rooftop. Either that, or maybe I just blocked it out, because while I remember the scene, I don't recall seeing that look.
Sunday, July 25, 2004
I predict that he will un-retire within at most a year.
Thursday, July 22, 2004
Wednesday, July 21, 2004
When you have a game where Taylor Stubblefield returns 3 punts for touchdowns, you'd like to get credit for it.
When you shut out Northwestern 49-0 at Evanston, you'd like to get credit for that too.
What a pile.
Tuesday, July 20, 2004
Terror In The Skies, Again?
Monday, July 19, 2004
Friday, July 16, 2004
Thursday, July 15, 2004
Monday, July 12, 2004
So far though, he doesn't have to worst quote of the home run derby.
Said by some blonde interview chick on ESPN: "How much thought did it take to hit that home run."
How much thought? How much do you think? How much thought did you put into that question you idiot?
How much thought.
Sunday, July 11, 2004
Saturday, July 10, 2004
Friday, July 9, 2004
Thursday, July 8, 2004
Step 2. Cavs don't pick up his $695,000 option for year 3.
Step 3. Boozer screws over everyone in Cleveland -- especially me. Screws me over personally by signing offer sheet with the Jazz.
What the hell.
Wednesday, July 7, 2004
Tuesday, July 6, 2004
Monday, July 5, 2004
Griffin, a shortstop, had an incredible .546 OPS in 1984. He hit 4 homers, drove in 30 runs, and walked four times in 423 plate appearances. Why did he make the team? John Feinstein, writing from San Francisco, the site of the All-Star game, explained in the Washington Post: "Making the All-Star team the hard way: major league baseball pays the expenses for each player here and for one guest. In most cases, players bring wives or girlfriends. Damaso Garcia, the Toronto Blue Jays' second baseman, brought his shortstop, Alfredo Griffin. When the' Tigers Alan Trammell hurt his arm and could not play tonight, Manager Joe Altobelli named Griffin to the team, partly because he's a fine player, but mostly because he was here."
Sunday, July 4, 2004
Saturday, July 3, 2004
Thursday, July 1, 2004
Now that I think about it... I don't care at all what they do out in make believe land. Not even a little.
I would have just as much interest in them hiring Gene Keady as coach as I would Mike Kryshewskiwitzokowskivilensteinenburger.
Of more interest to me is how big a shame it is that there can't be more women in my top 10 list. Kate Beckinsale is completely deserving, but there just isn't any room.
Wednesday, June 30, 2004
Tuesday, June 29, 2004
Monday, June 28, 2004
Wednesday, June 23, 2004
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
Monday, June 21, 2004
"We expect that people will support the idea that we can get fun from playing football, not gambling on football," said Nathee Chitsawang, director-general of the Thai Corrections Department.
Thai authorities have cracked down on soccer gambling in prisons and elsewhere since Euro 2004 began this month in Portugal. Corrections officials have blocked viewing of the tournament in some prisons and have relocated inmates suspected of bookmaking.
Sunday's game was a reward for some inmates from the Ayuthaya prison, which houses about 1,500 men. More than 200 spectators watched the prisoners take to the muddy field with the elephants ridden by drivers from the nearby Ayuthaya Elephant Palace and Royal Kraal.
The prisoners cut through a forest of elephant legs to score the first goal. But without clear rules against "trunkball," the elephants, guided by their riders, moved the oversized ball easily. The game ended in a 5-5 tie.
The Elephant Palace is home to more than 100 elephants, some of which perform for tourists and in films.
"We train the elephants every day to play soccer, kick the ball, and to keep from stepping on the other people," said Pattarapon Meepan, 19, whose father owns the Elephant Palace.
"They are not the best players because they are quite slow," he said. "But they try their best. These elephants can do everything."
Sunday, June 20, 2004
Friday, June 18, 2004
Thursday, June 17, 2004
Wednesday, June 16, 2004
Tuesday, June 15, 2004
Next weeks rookie draft and the expansion draft the week after that should prove to be interesting.
Monday, June 14, 2004
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-Chauncey Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-Billups.
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-Ben Wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-Wallace.
Teyshaun "The Palace's Prince" Puh-puh-puh-Prince.
You're on freaking worldwide television and radio. Try not to act like a complete jackass.
Sunday, June 13, 2004
Thursday, June 10, 2004
Wednesday, June 9, 2004
Tuesday, June 8, 2004
1. Keira Knightley
2. Bridget Moynahan
3. Famke Janssen
4. Angie Everhart
5. Elizabeth Hurley
6. Lacey Chabert
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
8. Jennifer Garner
9. Naomi Watts
10. Natalie Portman
Entering:
2. Bridget Moynahan
5. Lacey Chabert
7. Jennifer Love Hewitt
Leaving:
6. Natasha Henstridge
8. Ashley Judd
10. Rachel Leigh Cook
What I think actually happened is that ole Larry Brown received a call from David Stern at the beginning of the 4th quarter that went something like this: "Do your best to blow it or else. The only way you can win this game is if the Lakers don't hit their shots, but even so, you must give them every opportunity."
Monday, June 7, 2004
I saw Shrek 2 over the weekend. It rates a 4. Would watch it on TV if there was nothing else on and I had nothing better to do. I was not impressed. The ratings guide says it is 1 hour and 45 minutes, but it was actually about 1 hour and 5 minutes. I actually liked the first one better, and that's not saying much as I didn't really care for the first one.
Friday, May 28, 2004
"Uh yeah. This is your captain. We've been informed that we're missing a part that the mechanics say we need, so we're going to have to go back to the gate now." This happened in Detroit, as I was flying to Delaware.
Terrific. There's some information that I'd just rather not know.
Later on that same flight we flew right into a horrible thunderstorm. That's the only time I've ever actually gotten air sick. I was looking out the window and the wing I'm looking at got hit by lightning. The lights go out for a second. We drop about 1000 feet. Some lady is screaming in the back. We're circling around the airport for about 90 minutes. Eventually we're running low on gas, so we have to divert to another airport. As soon as we touch down, and 50% of the passengers demand to get off, even though their luggage is going on to the original location. A hour later, we're back in the air. We touch down finally and I go to the rental car agency. They've given away my car. What's the point of the reservation then? The important part is holding the reservation. Anyone can take the reseveration. All they had left was a Taurus station wagon. Hooray. I take that and drive to my hotel, which was about 45 minutes away. Guess what? They've given out my room, but this time all they have left is the presidential suite. I finally get in there about 2:00 AM and have to leave at 6:00 AM, so I didn't even get to enjoy the room.
I flew uneventfully back to Detroit and then caught a prop job back to Cleveland. It looked like its props were held on with tape. If you've seen the Indians plane in Major League, that's what it reminded me of.
Hopefully this trip is nothing like that.
Wednesday, May 26, 2004
As a present to myself, I am going to Florida on Friday.
I'll be visiting Islands of Adventure while I'm there. I definitely recommend a visit for everyone. It's great in the pictures, but they don't even come close to doing it justice. The theming there is incredible. It's easily the best theme park I've ever been to. It's also not too shabby as an amusement park.
The Incredible Hulk
Jurassic Park River Adventure
Dueling Dragons
Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls
Tuesday, May 25, 2004
So how do you feel Rasheed? They will not win this game.
How's your foot doing? They will not win this game.
What's your name? They will not win this game.
I'm sleeping with your wife. They will not win this game.
Monday, May 24, 2004
Friday, May 21, 2004
Thursday, May 20, 2004
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
Tuesday, May 18, 2004
"The Indians win it, the Indians win it, oh my God the Indians win it!"
My favorite part at that point is the guy in the background screaming "I can't beeeeeliiiiiieeeeeeeeve it!" because that's exactly what I'd be doing if they ever managed to win the World Series.
Monday, May 17, 2004
Sunday, May 16, 2004
And last of all, don't forget about Diane Kruger (she played Helen). She is a potential top 10 nominee. She bears striking resemblence to a girl I work with, which is a big plus (and maybe is what leads to the nomination.) I can't really find a good still photo of her, but trust me when I say she looks better in motion anyway. This is the best one I suppose, but it's a bit small.
If that doesn't speak volumes about what's happening over there, I have no idea what will. I just don't understand why everyone is putting so much pressure on Israel to give up land to the Palestinians (people who don't even acknowledge Israel's right to exist.) Appeasement NEVER works. If you give suicide bombers what they want - a Palestinian state - then they will get the message that blowing up Israelis eventually will get us what we want.
There's no easy solution over there, except for the Palestinians to realize that for every action there is a reaction. They seem to believe that Israeli helicopters and tanks are storming their neighborhoods for no reason, like that bomber they sent to an Israeli market had nothing to do with it.
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Thursday, May 13, 2004
There has got to be some conspiracy out there that causes the Lakers to win these last .4 second games. What else explains that shot? Fisher could shoot that fall away 1000 times and he might hit it once. I think the Ball had some clear wire that guided it to the basket. It has to be.
Freaking Lakers.
Leave it to Congress to over react to a singular event.
Step 1: Enron screws investors
Step 2: Congress screws EVERY public company by making them conform to idiotic standards and thereby making my daily work completely suck
Step 3: Auditors make BILLIONS because of this stupid piece of crap law
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Next, I really like the new crew for Baseball Tonight. John Kruk is infinitely better than idiot Bobby Valentine. He isn't exactly the most insightful, but Kruk says what everyone else is thinking and doesn't say. I also like the way that Gammons is like Kruks teacher and has that reprimanding look and tone all the time. I think the banter is great.
Monday, May 10, 2004
2. Nissan Maxima SE (3 for 4, not in price range)
3. Ford Contour SVT (4 for 4, reliability concerns)
4. Honda Prelude (2 for 4, no V6, no leather)
5. Honda Civic Si (2 for 4, no V6, no leather)
That is the rank, following the necessary specifications (manual, V6, leather, price). If I find out that a Honda Civic Si has been purchased, an enforcer will be sent.
Sunday, May 9, 2004
Saturday, May 8, 2004
Friday, May 7, 2004
Even though MLB will remove the logos from the bases, I don't think they have totally killed the deal. Maybe every stadium will be covered in spider silk for that weekend or you get a free super-power inducing spider with every ticket purchase or something like that. It is somewhat encouraging that MLB was trying to think outside of the box, but they picked a stupid way to do it.
If they really want to try something great, how about making people pitch to Barry Bonds so my teams OPS doesn't keep dropping.
Wednesday, May 5, 2004
Tuesday, May 4, 2004
Places in the dream
Cleveland
Pittsburgh
Chicago
Ft. Worth
Dallas
Holden House in Pennsylvania (which by the way doesn't exist)
People in the dream
Jay Leno - cutting up onions (because he is my cook?)
Hugh Hefner - Driving Fred Sanford's truck
Pamela Anderson - passenger in Fred Sanford's truck
Richard Prior - I either am Richard Prior or look like Richard Prior. He is being chased by the cops or looked for by the cops at the Dallas airport
Alvin and the Chipmunks - I ate breakfast with them at a Waffle House
And now.... the dream
I was supposed to fly to Ft. Worth to meet my brother, but apparently I just went to the airport and got on the very first plane I could find. My original ticket was from Cleveland to Ft. Worth, leaving at 2:58 PM and arriving in Ft. Worth at 1:58 PM. Instead I arrived in Pittsburgh with my mom and bought a house, the Holden House. It was huge, had about 50 rooms and I remember the door buzzer went through a subwoofer, because I couldn't hear the buzzer so I turned up the bass and then I could hear it. There were also a lot of doors to the outside that were literally right next to each other. When I went into the kitchen I could see Jay Leno outside the window cutting up onions, so I can only assume that he was either my cook or my gardener.
From there I magically ended up back on an airplane to Chicago. I remember the captain saying "2 hours down and 6 hours to go" just as I was waking up. That didn't sound right, so that's when I looked at my ticket. I asked the guy next to me what time it was and all he said was "it's 55 after." I informed him how that was not particularly helpful. The next thing I know I was taking back off in Chicago, but not from the airport. The plane was getting onto the highway and going around a pretty sharp right turn. The pilot just lifted off and banked to the right. There were some really big power lines over there, like 500 feet tall. I was wondering if we were going to fly into them, but the pilot just kept banking and turning to the right. Eventually we were upside down - in a regular passenger jet. My ex girlfriend apparently walked onto the plane as we were in the air and sat down in the back. At this point it looked more like a flying bus than an airplane. I didn't want to talk to her so I turned around and pretended I didn't see her.
We land in Dallas and my mom is there again. We go out to breakfast at Waffle House and sit with Alvin and the Chipmunks. Meatwad might also be there but I'm not sure. From there we go to what I think is my house, the Holden House in Pennsylvania, except we're still in Dallas. Hugh Hefner and Pamela Anderson drive up in Fred Sanford's truck. It's really front loaded, so they park and go into the house. I start to unload it, but all I grab is a sleeping bag, a chair, and some cardboard tube box. My mom takes the sleeping bag and says something about how heavy it is. After that I tell her that I have to go to the airport because I'm late for my flight, so she drives me there in some blue van. Once we get there, I realize that it's not safe because the cops are there looking for Richard Prior. I get a scared feeling, but I'm not sure if it's because I am Richard Prior or if I just look like him, but I decide that I can't risk flying to Ft. Worth from Dallas because I feel like the cops are looking for me. Then I realize that it's only a 35 minute drive to Ft. Worth, and that's when I leave.
Monday, May 3, 2004
Saturday, May 1, 2004
There were some definite laughing out loud moments, but there were also a few slow points. It was better than I expected. It also had Selma Blair at her hottest going for it.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Sunday, April 25, 2004
That's what the Browns need. That's NOT what the Browns got.
They should have drafted 7 offensive linemen. Instead they traded away a 2nd round pick for a player that was going to be sitting there anyway. Then they traded away a 3rd, 4th, and 5th round pick to get back their 2nd round pick that they never should have given up to begin with. Brilliant strategy.
Hooray for us though, we drafted another damn quarterback. Yippee! Super Bowl here we come. All that ails us has been cured.
What a bunch of freaking morons. They make the IU football coaches look like Vince Lombardi.
Saturday, April 24, 2004
Joe Detroit: Yes, that's correct.
Emperor Davis: Well we really want to draft Kellen Winslow Jr with the number 6 pick.
Joe Detroit: You do realize that you can just pick him at number 7 right?
Emperor Davis: Yes. Take my second round pick. I am an idiot.
Joe Detroit: Okay, and yes, you are an idiot.
Emperor Davis: Enough of your banter. I demand you take our second round pick. On top of that, I also demand that someone takes our 5th and 6th round picks also. Our team is so perfect we need nothing. NOTHING. I am in total control. I am the emperor. Bow before me.
If I actually cared about the Browns anymore I think I would go drive off a bridge. They are a bunch of idiots. Apparently it doesn't matter that they give up 800 sacks a game. Maybe that's why they have 52 quarterbacks.
Random crappy player drafted by idiots: Oh hey coach, another quarterback got his legs ripped off because we have no offensive line.
Emperor Davis: SILENCE! Send in disposeable quarterback number 14! Get rid of Couch too! I am the emperor! Get me more Miami Hurricane players. I demand satisfaction.
It's almost enough to make me watch soccer.
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Monday, April 19, 2004
Saturday, April 17, 2004
Due to popular demand, I hereby rate Kill Bill Volume 2 a 6. Would accept as a gift / would pay money to rent. Even though I liked it better than Volume 1, I would also rate Volume 1 a 6. Would accept as a gift / would pay money to rent. I didn't like either enough to buy it as yet another DVD that own yet will never watch.