If I hear one more story about little Jimmy Hoffermayer and how John Kerry met little Jimmy in Jimmy's cardboard box that he called home I'm going to vomit on myself. Why you may ask was little Jimmy living in a cardboard box? It's because Dick Cheney and George Bush stormed into little Jimmys house and murdered Jimmy's parents in the middle of the night. Then they cut off little Jimmy's legs.
Clearly this is not the kind of man whom you want to re-elect as president. Clearly you should vote for me, John Kerry, because as your president, I promise not to murder your parents in the middle of the night.
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