Saturday, April 30, 2005
I like the Nismo Altima SE-R, but with the Nismo parts it costs about $4000 more than my G35. Plus, it has 43 less horsepower than the new G's and is FWD.
The Maxima used to be sporty, but now it's just soft.
I like the Acura TSX, but it's vastly underpowered in my opinion.
I don't want to ever buy a BMW.
There isn't much in the way of American cars that interest me. Chrysler has some interesting things coming out, but they aren't really my style. The GTO is blah. I can't even come close to fitting comfortably in a Corvette (not that it would be practical here in the Arctic circle.)
Toyota and Lexus styling are about as bland as oatmeal covered in flavor-away to make sure it was extra dull.
I like the new Mazda styling but even the RX8 doesn't interest me all that much.
The only Volkswagen I think is decent is the R32 VR6 and they haven't made that for two years.
I like the Audi S4, but don't think a V8 is prudent with premium gas requiring weekly plasma donations.
So there you have it, I've shot down everything and now need suggestions.
The Guide was pretty good, but was slow for about a 20 minute stretch.
Napoleon was just odd. I caught you a delicious bass. What girl wouldn't love to hear that? I did like Pedro's protection force though.
Friday, April 29, 2005
My living room will be just like the arcade.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Yet another reason to hate the BCS.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
For people in the know, who are the starters at skill positions?
Did they cut Kyle Smith yet? I haven't forgiven him for dropping that interception against Wisconsin yet.
Where's Joey Harris when you need him?
Monday, April 25, 2005
Hello Spring? Are you there?
It went from Winter to Summer apparently.
Wasps don't live in the Winter, so what the heck is it doing in my house? Partying? Well guess what, go party somewhere else. Your kind aren't welcome here.
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
Thursday, April 21, 2005
DeSagana Diop, Lucious Harris, Jeff McInnis, Dajuan Wagner, Jiri Welsch, Scott Williams
It is my hope that we can acquire the following players through the draft and free agency:
Mark Price, Brad Daugherty, Larry Nance, Craig Ehlo, and Terrell Brandon.
If anyone knows how to contact those players, please refer them to me.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
If that happens, the Cavs go to the playoffs.
It won't happen however, since the freaking Nets are playing like 18 time defending champions.
Monday, April 18, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
They are presently outside looking in on a playoff spot.
I don't see them making it, especially with the way the Nets are currently playing.
Friday, April 15, 2005
Remember that song in the beginning of Major League? Well I re-wrote it be more approriate. I has seemed to fall into ranting mode, but that's what I'm best at.
There's a lottery pick rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Gund Arena
There's a poor draft rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Browns Stadium
There's a sorry batter flailing
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Jacobs Field
What the hell is wrong with you people.
Screw you and your freaking curses.
You want a curse? Well curse this!
Cleveland, city of curses, city of suck asses
Cleveland, city of I hate all sports
Cleveland, even now I can remember
When a guy named LeBron
Played there and not New York
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Maybe it went something like this.
Idtiot 1: Hey.
Idiot 2: I agree. That's perfectly sensible.
Idiot 1: What?
Idiot 2: Exactly. We won't light them UNTIL we're inside.
Idiot 1: What?
Idiot 2: It's settled then. I'll bring 20 and you bring 20.
Twenty minutes later...
Idiot 2 starts throwing flares.
Idiot 3: Hey look at that guy. He's throwing flares! It's a good thing that I brought my flares too. I want to throw them at the goalie!
Idiot cop: Oh those blokes. Look at the shenanigans they're pulling again. Crazy kids. They're all out of flares again. Here ya go chaps. Take some of mine.
I don't know exactly what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. RFK is a basic approximation of Busch in my opinion.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
Wow. That's really going to make the world a safer place. Now those terrorists will really think twice before they purchase those nuclear weapons. Before it wasn't illegal, but now it is. Bin Laden is going to have to find something else now. He doesn't want to break that law.
Give me a break.
Monday, April 11, 2005
Friday, April 8, 2005
I will bet anyone $10 that they draft a quarterback with the first pick.
Also, I will bet anyone $1000 that the quarterback they draft will suck.
Lastly, I will bet anyone $10000 that I hate the Browns.
Thursday, April 7, 2005
Wednesday, April 6, 2005
1. Announce to the entire world that I hate Phil Jackson and that Phil Jackson can bite me if he thinks he's ever going to coach this team.
2. Trade LeBron James. Think of it... his stock is never going to be higher. I bet we could get a good solid second round pick for him.
3. Play all the remaining games with only 4 players on the court. It worked in Hoosiers.
4. Post a note to all the good shooters in the league that we don't want any of what they're selling. We're set in that department. Who needs to shoot better than 9.6% as a team anyway?
5. Make sure we don't re-sign Z this summer, because Jim Paxson drafted DeSagana Diop as the future of the franchise. Last year he had career highs! He's on the way up. 2.3 points per game last year, maybe he'll get a solid 2.4 next year.
There you have it. The franchise is saved!
Tuesday, April 5, 2005
Monday, April 4, 2005
Sunday, April 3, 2005
Ohio thinks differently.