Remember that song in the beginning of Major League? Well I re-wrote it be more approriate. I has seemed to fall into ranting mode, but that's what I'm best at.
There's a lottery pick rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Gund Arena
There's a poor draft rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Browns Stadium
There's a sorry batter flailing
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Jacobs Field
What the hell is wrong with you people.
Screw you and your freaking curses.
You want a curse? Well curse this!
Cleveland, city of curses, city of suck asses
Cleveland, city of I hate all sports
Cleveland, even now I can remember
When a guy named LeBron
Played there and not New York
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