Sunday, December 26, 2004

Every commercial on TV is for a prescription drug. I can't watch TV for 4 minutes without thinking I have 5 serious diseases.

"Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"

Oh crap, I have this, I have to write this down. Whatever this is, I have this.

Half of the time you don't even know what the commercial is for. There's people running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. They always look like the most fun diseases ever. How can I go about getting one of those?

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