Kids don't like clowns. It's a scientifically proven fact. Also, I don't like clowns. They're creepy looking. Apparently I'm not alone. The study shows that kids, teens, and adults generally dislike clowns.
I have conducted my own study on the matter and have come to the conclusion that, in fact, no one likes clowns, so... if you're a clown, I'm sorry, but no one likes you.