I need suggestions for the next car I should buy.
I like the Nismo Altima SE-R, but with the Nismo parts it costs about $4000 more than my G35. Plus, it has 43 less horsepower than the new G's and is FWD.
The Maxima used to be sporty, but now it's just soft.
I like the Acura TSX, but it's vastly underpowered in my opinion.
I don't want to ever buy a BMW.
There isn't much in the way of American cars that interest me. Chrysler has some interesting things coming out, but they aren't really my style. The GTO is blah. I can't even come close to fitting comfortably in a Corvette (not that it would be practical here in the Arctic circle.)
Toyota and Lexus styling are about as bland as oatmeal covered in flavor-away to make sure it was extra dull.
I like the new Mazda styling but even the RX8 doesn't interest me all that much.
The only Volkswagen I think is decent is the R32 VR6 and they haven't made that for two years.
I like the Audi S4, but don't think a V8 is prudent with premium gas requiring weekly plasma donations.
So there you have it, I've shot down everything and now need suggestions.
Saturday, April 30, 2005
Friday, April 29, 2005
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
I haven't heard about how great Brandon Kirsch looked running an offense while trying not to get tagged.
For people in the know, who are the starters at skill positions?
Did they cut Kyle Smith yet? I haven't forgiven him for dropping that interception against Wisconsin yet.
Where's Joey Harris when you need him?
For people in the know, who are the starters at skill positions?
Did they cut Kyle Smith yet? I haven't forgiven him for dropping that interception against Wisconsin yet.
Where's Joey Harris when you need him?
Monday, April 25, 2005
I got home from school tonight and there was a wasp looking me right in the face. It just snowed yesterday and today there's a freaking wasp in my house.
Hello Spring? Are you there?
It went from Winter to Summer apparently.
Wasps don't live in the Winter, so what the heck is it doing in my house? Partying? Well guess what, go party somewhere else. Your kind aren't welcome here.
Hello Spring? Are you there?
It went from Winter to Summer apparently.
Wasps don't live in the Winter, so what the heck is it doing in my house? Partying? Well guess what, go party somewhere else. Your kind aren't welcome here.
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Friday, April 22, 2005
Thursday, April 21, 2005
As the new GM of the Cleveland Cavaliers I am pleased to announce that we have released the following players:
DeSagana Diop, Lucious Harris, Jeff McInnis, Dajuan Wagner, Jiri Welsch, Scott Williams
It is my hope that we can acquire the following players through the draft and free agency:
Mark Price, Brad Daugherty, Larry Nance, Craig Ehlo, and Terrell Brandon.
If anyone knows how to contact those players, please refer them to me.
DeSagana Diop, Lucious Harris, Jeff McInnis, Dajuan Wagner, Jiri Welsch, Scott Williams
It is my hope that we can acquire the following players through the draft and free agency:
Mark Price, Brad Daugherty, Larry Nance, Craig Ehlo, and Terrell Brandon.
If anyone knows how to contact those players, please refer them to me.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
Monday, April 18, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Friday, April 15, 2005
Remember that song in the beginning of Major League? Well I re-wrote it be more approriate. I has seemed to fall into ranting mode, but that's what I'm best at.
There's a lottery pick rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Gund Arena
There's a poor draft rising
On the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Browns Stadium
There's a sorry batter flailing
Down the Cuyahoga River
Rolling into Cleveland to Jacobs Field
What the hell is wrong with you people.
Screw you and your freaking curses.
You want a curse? Well curse this!
Cleveland, city of curses, city of suck asses
Cleveland, city of I hate all sports
Cleveland, even now I can remember
When a guy named LeBron
Played there and not New York
Thursday, April 14, 2005
I wonder what the conversation was like between soccer fans when they decided it would be a good idea to bring flares in to a match and throw them at players...
Maybe it went something like this.
Idtiot 1: Hey.
Idiot 2: I agree. That's perfectly sensible.
Idiot 1: What?
Idiot 2: Exactly. We won't light them UNTIL we're inside.
Idiot 1: What?
Idiot 2: It's settled then. I'll bring 20 and you bring 20.
Twenty minutes later...
Idiot 2 starts throwing flares.
Idiot 3: Hey look at that guy. He's throwing flares! It's a good thing that I brought my flares too. I want to throw them at the goalie!
Idiot cop: Oh those blokes. Look at the shenanigans they're pulling again. Crazy kids. They're all out of flares again. Here ya go chaps. Take some of mine.
Maybe it went something like this.
Idtiot 1: Hey.
Idiot 2: I agree. That's perfectly sensible.
Idiot 1: What?
Idiot 2: Exactly. We won't light them UNTIL we're inside.
Idiot 1: What?
Idiot 2: It's settled then. I'll bring 20 and you bring 20.
Twenty minutes later...
Idiot 2 starts throwing flares.
Idiot 3: Hey look at that guy. He's throwing flares! It's a good thing that I brought my flares too. I want to throw them at the goalie!
Idiot cop: Oh those blokes. Look at the shenanigans they're pulling again. Crazy kids. They're all out of flares again. Here ya go chaps. Take some of mine.
I've got to say... RFK doesn't look bad at all for a converted football stadium. I might even go so far as to say that it looks better than some strictly baseball parks. Fenway comes to mind.
I don't know exactly what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. RFK is a basic approximation of Busch in my opinion.
I don't know exactly what I was expecting, but it wasn't that. RFK is a basic approximation of Busch in my opinion.
Wednesday, April 13, 2005
The United Nations is a freaking joke. Today they approved a treaty making it illegal for individuals to possess nuclear weapons. It's also illegal to threaten to use those weapons.
Wow. That's really going to make the world a safer place. Now those terrorists will really think twice before they purchase those nuclear weapons. Before it wasn't illegal, but now it is. Bin Laden is going to have to find something else now. He doesn't want to break that law.
Give me a break.
Wow. That's really going to make the world a safer place. Now those terrorists will really think twice before they purchase those nuclear weapons. Before it wasn't illegal, but now it is. Bin Laden is going to have to find something else now. He doesn't want to break that law.
Give me a break.
Monday, April 11, 2005
Friday, April 8, 2005
And with the number 3 pick in the 2005 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select... some piece of crap who will suck and be out of the league in 4 years.
I will bet anyone $10 that they draft a quarterback with the first pick.
Also, I will bet anyone $1000 that the quarterback they draft will suck.
Lastly, I will bet anyone $10000 that I hate the Browns.
I will bet anyone $10 that they draft a quarterback with the first pick.
Also, I will bet anyone $1000 that the quarterback they draft will suck.
Lastly, I will bet anyone $10000 that I hate the Browns.
Thursday, April 7, 2005
Wednesday, April 6, 2005
Here's are the 5 steps that I plan to do when the Cavs announce me as their general manager:
1. Announce to the entire world that I hate Phil Jackson and that Phil Jackson can bite me if he thinks he's ever going to coach this team.
2. Trade LeBron James. Think of it... his stock is never going to be higher. I bet we could get a good solid second round pick for him.
3. Play all the remaining games with only 4 players on the court. It worked in Hoosiers.
4. Post a note to all the good shooters in the league that we don't want any of what they're selling. We're set in that department. Who needs to shoot better than 9.6% as a team anyway?
5. Make sure we don't re-sign Z this summer, because Jim Paxson drafted DeSagana Diop as the future of the franchise. Last year he had career highs! He's on the way up. 2.3 points per game last year, maybe he'll get a solid 2.4 next year.
There you have it. The franchise is saved!
1. Announce to the entire world that I hate Phil Jackson and that Phil Jackson can bite me if he thinks he's ever going to coach this team.
2. Trade LeBron James. Think of it... his stock is never going to be higher. I bet we could get a good solid second round pick for him.
3. Play all the remaining games with only 4 players on the court. It worked in Hoosiers.
4. Post a note to all the good shooters in the league that we don't want any of what they're selling. We're set in that department. Who needs to shoot better than 9.6% as a team anyway?
5. Make sure we don't re-sign Z this summer, because Jim Paxson drafted DeSagana Diop as the future of the franchise. Last year he had career highs! He's on the way up. 2.3 points per game last year, maybe he'll get a solid 2.4 next year.
There you have it. The franchise is saved!
Tuesday, April 5, 2005
I know the notice is a bit short, but I'm looking into going to Thunder Over Louisville. It's a combined air show / fireworks display (apparently the biggest in the country).
It is Saturday April 23rd. If anyone has any interest in going, let me know ASAP.
It is Saturday April 23rd. If anyone has any interest in going, let me know ASAP.
Monday, April 4, 2005
Sunday, April 3, 2005
Watching the Yankees - Red Sox game. They show a shot of Donald Trump. "Hey, there's the Donald." Then they widen the shot to inclue Regis Philbin. "Donald and Regis. Wonder what they're talking about. I love Regis." They widen the shot further to include Bill O'Reilly. Nothing. You can hear crickets chirping. They don't speak again until he's out of the shot.
Poor Bill.
Poor Bill.
Saturday, April 2, 2005
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