Wednesday, March 10, 2004

It seems like I haven't had anything insightful to say in a while. Maybe that's no different than any other time.

The good news is we're going to name a disease after you.

If you drop your keys into a pit of lava, just let 'em go, 'cause man, they're gone.

It tastes like burning.

I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!

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