From henceforth, the buyer today will be referred to as Freak-Out Man, or FOM for short.
Me: Do you have any questions?
FOM: Oxygen sensor!
Me: I have all the maintenance records if you'd like to see them.
FOM: Timing belt!
Me: I had a new muffler installed in January and the tires in December.
FOM: O2 sensor!
Me: I've had the 30K and 60K service done.
FOM: Timing belt! Oxygen sensor!
Me: I'll give you the car for free.
FOM: Only if it has a new timing belt! Timing belt! O2 sensor! Timing belt!
Me: You're an idiot!
FOM: Timing belt, timing belt, got to watch Wapner. Fart. Gotta go to K-mart. Sally Weaver, Sally Weaver. Fart.
Me: Nicely done Rain Man.
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