Teacher : Here's your map quiz. All you have to do is name the countries on this blank map. Everyone should get an A.
Me : Cool, this will be easy.
Teacher : Here is the list of countries... proceeds to rattle of 85 (EIGHTY-FIVE!!!) countries!!! 85!
Me : Suck. This does.
Teacher : You are my bitch.
Me : True.
Where the freak is Mauritanius? It's somewhere out there. According to me it's floating in the middle of the ocean. Right next to Atlantis.
