Thursday, February 8, 2007

I am in need of funding. I have plenty of extra organs that I'd happily sell you in exchange for additional funding.

Perhaps I can interest you in an appendix. It can be yours for only $1,000.

I can sell you half of my liver. I don't need the whole thing. It's not even broken in. One-half liver, $182,995. That's too good to pass up! Especially if you don't have a working half of a liver.

I'm also willing to part with a kidney. This one may seem pricey, but it's in mint condition. Call for details.

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