The cold and flu season. Oh how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
One.... two.... zero. In zero ways do I love thee.
I've been sucking down cough drops like they're made of Taco Bell nacho cheese.
I busted out the Advil Cold & Sinus to no avail. Today I'm trying Theraflu XTREME! Why is it extreme? I have no idea. Why is there a Right Guard Xtreme? Again, I have no idea. Probably because if you're not EXTREME today then you're just not trying hard enough.
New product suggestion: Elmer's XTREME Glue! We made it extra yummy, so your kids will not be able to stop eating it!
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