Monday, February 17, 2003

I know everyone is probably tired of hearing me talk about the Cavs, but too bad. Get your own web site then.

If the Cavs get the #1 pick I do believe that I will wet myself with glee.
I will dance around and loot my own house.
I will turn over my car and light it on fire.

Then when they draft me with that pick, I believe that I will wet myself with fury.
Then I will dance with rage and loot my own house.
Lastly, I will turn over my car and light it on fire with terrible anger.

Hell hath no fury like a Cavs fan scorned. Or something.

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