Saturday, April 30, 2005

I need suggestions for the next car I should buy.

I like the Nismo Altima SE-R, but with the Nismo parts it costs about $4000 more than my G35. Plus, it has 43 less horsepower than the new G's and is FWD.

The Maxima used to be sporty, but now it's just soft.

I like the Acura TSX, but it's vastly underpowered in my opinion.

I don't want to ever buy a BMW.

There isn't much in the way of American cars that interest me. Chrysler has some interesting things coming out, but they aren't really my style. The GTO is blah. I can't even come close to fitting comfortably in a Corvette (not that it would be practical here in the Arctic circle.)

Toyota and Lexus styling are about as bland as oatmeal covered in flavor-away to make sure it was extra dull.

I like the new Mazda styling but even the RX8 doesn't interest me all that much.

The only Volkswagen I think is decent is the R32 VR6 and they haven't made that for two years.

I like the Audi S4, but don't think a V8 is prudent with premium gas requiring weekly plasma donations.

So there you have it, I've shot down everything and now need suggestions.
I saw Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy and Napoleon Dynamite today.

The Guide was pretty good, but was slow for about a 20 minute stretch.

Napoleon was just odd. I caught you a delicious bass. What girl wouldn't love to hear that? I did like Pedro's protection force though.

Friday, April 29, 2005

My new Gran Turismo 4 setup should be arriving soon. I bought the Driving Force Pro force feedback wheel and pedals and the Xlerator stand for it.

My living room will be just like the arcade.

Wheeeeee.

Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Beginning in 2006, Notre Dame will earn an automatic BCS berth with a top eight ranking in the final standings, Weiberg said. Also, under a new arrangement, Notre Dame is now guaranteed BCS money every season -- even when they don't play in a game.


Yet another reason to hate the BCS.

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

I haven't heard about how great Brandon Kirsch looked running an offense while trying not to get tagged.

For people in the know, who are the starters at skill positions?

Did they cut Kyle Smith yet? I haven't forgiven him for dropping that interception against Wisconsin yet.

Where's Joey Harris when you need him?

Monday, April 25, 2005

I got home from school tonight and there was a wasp looking me right in the face. It just snowed yesterday and today there's a freaking wasp in my house.

Hello Spring? Are you there?

It went from Winter to Summer apparently.

Wasps don't live in the Winter, so what the heck is it doing in my house? Partying? Well guess what, go party somewhere else. Your kind aren't welcome here.

Saturday, April 23, 2005

I can only take so much Mel Kiper Jr. every year, and I'm already over the limit for this year with the NFL draft still being 2 hours away.

Friday, April 22, 2005

Terrific. We're expected to get 5 inches of snow tomorrow.

Yay.

Welcome to Cleveland, where it snows year round!

Thursday, April 21, 2005

As the new GM of the Cleveland Cavaliers I am pleased to announce that we have released the following players:

DeSagana Diop, Lucious Harris, Jeff McInnis, Dajuan Wagner, Jiri Welsch, Scott Williams



It is my hope that we can acquire the following players through the draft and free agency:

Mark Price, Brad Daugherty, Larry Nance, Craig Ehlo, and Terrell Brandon.


If anyone knows how to contact those players, please refer them to me.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

19 down to 12 up.

Unbelievable.

32 - 8 in the 3rd quarter.

Let's go Celtics! Wake up!