School's out for Summer. I handed in my final project in my last class, and now I am free for three months.

It's not looking good for the NHL. The ESPN ratings are out and ESPN's Bowling Night is getting identical ratings to last years Stanley Cup playoffs. Not too good.

It would seem to me that there's a relatively easy fix too... widen the rink to Olympic standards and get rid of one player. There'll be a lot more up and down action and not nearly as much holding and slow down. It would be more interesting to watch.

Those freaking bastages on the association board decided to install shrubs practically right on top of my car (there is less than a foot of space between where I park and where the plants start now). Now there is no sense in even washing it because literally within 2 hours it is completely covered in pollen or whatever the particulate happens to be.

I've tried washing it in the morning, doesn't help. I've tried washing it at night, doesn't help. I've tried watering the plants, doesn't help. I'm out of ideas and it just pisses me off.

There is no stopping the stuff from flying all over (and sticking to) my car.

I'm going to have to trim the crap out of those things.

We had a perfect weather day today. It was the perfect temperature and it wasn't too windy, but there was a pretty nice breeze. Everyone is familiar with the saying the glass is half full or half empty... Well today, the glass was full of nice weather.

So what does this mean? It means that tomorrow the glass will be half full of thunderstorms and then on Thursday it will be snowing. On Friday, the weather will come and steal all of the glasses and throw them out the window.

I'm very disappointed to learn that Jennifer Garner is pregnant.

Ben Affleck is stupid.

The first person to come up with a force field for your car that keeps it clean when it rains will make a lot of money.

So, with that said, someone go out there and develop a force field for my car that will keep it clean.

Creating art is very time consuming. I've spent about 12 hours so far and don't even have a full two prototypes done for my arcade cabinet. Ryan completed one in about 2 hours.

It takes me 4 times longer and they're not even as good as his.

That might be why he does graphic design for a living and I don't.

Last week, the federal government released a new food pyramid. Not just one, but twelve.

Apparently the different food pyramids are designed for meeting different people's needs. I'm going to guess that mine is a mile high tower of tacos, 1000 feet wide at the base.

Also, none of the guidelines really seem to apply to my lifestyle. They measure servings in cups, where as I measure servings in gallons.

Which pyramid is right for me? Tell me government! I demand satisfaction! A lot of my tax dollars went into creating these pyramids and I don't see one that has a thousand foot base and is a mile high while entirely made up of tacos. Or even chicken and cheese calzones that are then dipped into Miracle Whip all the while consuming 8 glasses of milk. Where's that freaking pyramid? Huh?

I'm sure you've all heard the saying "April showers bring May flowers."

Well, what do April snow showers bring? They bring May blizzards.

Someone forgot to tell Winter that it isn't supposed to be 70 degrees in February and then snowing in May!

May. This is May. May and snow go together like Purdue mens basketball and McDonald's All-Americans... that is to say, not at all.

Amusement park trips this year:

Six Flags Over Georgia
Paramount's Kings Island
Cedar Point


and possibly Geauga Lake, though I doubt it.



If anyone is interested in attending Cedar Point this year, let me know and maybe we can set something up.