The Cavs have won two games in a row, including one on the road.

It's a Festivus miracle!

And with the number 3 pick in the 2005 NFL Draft, the Cleveland Browns select... some piece of crap who will suck and be out of the league in 4 years.

I will bet anyone $10 that they draft a quarterback with the first pick.

Also, I will bet anyone $1000 that the quarterback they draft will suck.

Lastly, I will bet anyone $10000 that I hate the Browns.

Strike one. A personal best.

For once I'm actually pitching, and not just belly-itching.

Baseball fever. Contract it.

Here's are the 5 steps that I plan to do when the Cavs announce me as their general manager:


1. Announce to the entire world that I hate Phil Jackson and that Phil Jackson can bite me if he thinks he's ever going to coach this team.

2. Trade LeBron James. Think of it... his stock is never going to be higher. I bet we could get a good solid second round pick for him.

3. Play all the remaining games with only 4 players on the court. It worked in Hoosiers.

4. Post a note to all the good shooters in the league that we don't want any of what they're selling. We're set in that department. Who needs to shoot better than 9.6% as a team anyway?

5. Make sure we don't re-sign Z this summer, because Jim Paxson drafted DeSagana Diop as the future of the franchise. Last year he had career highs! He's on the way up. 2.3 points per game last year, maybe he'll get a solid 2.4 next year.


There you have it. The franchise is saved!

I know the notice is a bit short, but I'm looking into going to Thunder Over Louisville. It's a combined air show / fireworks display (apparently the biggest in the country).

It is Saturday April 23rd. If anyone has any interest in going, let me know ASAP.

Big Fred, coming through in the clutch.

The baseball trip is all set, and tickets are purchased.

July 22nd in Kansas City.
July 23rd in St Louis.
July 24th in Cincinnati.

Watching the Yankees - Red Sox game. They show a shot of Donald Trump. "Hey, there's the Donald." Then they widen the shot to inclue Regis Philbin. "Donald and Regis. Wonder what they're talking about. I love Regis." They widen the shot further to include Bill O'Reilly. Nothing. You can hear crickets chirping. They don't speak again until he's out of the shot.

Poor Bill.

I'm pretty sure that it's April now. I don't think you're supposed to get 12 inches of snow in April.

Ohio thinks differently.

If I had to guess, I would say that the next pope will be from Spain.

We'll see in the next few days if I'm right.

In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't, the Cavs suck.