Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Today we have example 8 trillion on why the United Nations is a worthless buereaucratic piece of junk.

It seems obvious to me that Iran wants to build a nuclear bomb. I have no first hand proof of that, but it seems likely.

Step 1: Iran wants to build a nuclear bomb.
Step 2: Iran needs more time to do so.
Step 3: United Nations warns Iran that Iran will get its hand slapped unless it stops
Step 4: Iran waits 2 months before saying "No thanks U.N. We want a nuclear bomb."
Step 5: United Nations tells Iran "Someone needs a timeout. We need to talk about these nuclear ambitions of yours."
Step 6: Iran waits 2 months before saying "No thanks U.N. We want a nuclear bomb."
Step 7: United Nations tells Iran "Three hundred more strikes, and you're going to be out!"
Step 8: Iran allows talks, knowing that all they're doing is stalling for more time.
Step 9: Talks fail to produce anything of any use to anyone.
Step 10: United Nations warns Iran that Iran will get its hand slapped unless it stops.
Step 11: Iran waits 2 months before saying "No thanks U.N. We want a nuclear bomb."
Step 12: United Nations tells Iran "Two hundred ninety-nine hundred more strikes, and you're going to be out!"
Step 13: Iran allows talks.

Now, I may be dumber than the average bear, but I think... wait. I'm having one of those things. You know. A headache with pictures. An idea? Yes! I have an idea. There seems to be a pattern here. It's the same pattern that Iraq followed. (I still believe Iraq had WMD's and since the U.N. gave them 9 months of free time before the war, I believe Iraq moved them elsewhere *cough* Syria *cough*) Regardless, it sure seems that Iran will have plenty of time to work uninterupted on their so-called "peaceful" nuclear ambitions because the freaking worthless U.N. wants to talk quietly to the school yard bully. Now Iran can complete it's research, and then guess what? It can move it all somewhere else. That allows them to say all of a sudden "Hey, U.N. inspectors! Come on in! See, we have nothing to hide. Nothing at all."

That's exactly what I predict will happen.

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