When does Fantasy Baseball start? I can't wait until the time I finally get to draft my team that will be made up of guys on the DL. The Indians injuries have already started. Jody Gerut has a torn rotater cuff. Who needs young players when they have that guy though. Or how about that other guy. Woo! Throw in the Japanese gay guy and look out World Series! A perfect time for some Major League quotes if ever there was one.
I've never heard of half of these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime.
Most of these guys never had a prime.
This guy here is dead!
Hello, you may not know us but we're a major league baseball team. And since we haven't won a pennant in over thirty years, nobody recognizes us. That's why I carry the American Express card. No matter how many games out of first we are, its cool. It keep us from getting shut out at our favorite hotels and restaurant type places. So you looking for some big league clout, apply for the little green home run hitter. Look what it's done for us, people still don't recognize us but we're contenders now. The American Express card, don't steal home without it!
In case you haven't noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven't...
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