Did you guys see this?
COLUMBUS, Ohio -- A Columbus judge says he'll let an inmate stay in jail instead of moving him to prison right away so he can see the Ohio State-Michigan game on TV this Saturday.
Jeff Renne told Franklin County Common Pleas Judge Richard Sheward yesterday that he would plead guilty as long as he could stay in the county jail through the weekend. Inmates at the jail can watch TV, but it's off-limits at the Orient reception center, where they are held before they're moved to one of the state's prisons.
Renne was charged with forgery. He says if the Buckeyes win on Saturday, he'll still be "on cloud nine" despite being in prison.
Judge Sheward says he granted Renne's request because it's Michigan week and he thought he should do his part for the Buckeyes.
Uh.... Judge. How about this.... he's a CRIMINAL. SEND HIM TO PRISON. I guess in Columbus, during Michigan week I can just do whatever I please.
ME: Oh officer, I thought the speed limit was 125 MPH. It IS Michigan week after all. Why don't you do your part for the Buckeyes.
OFFICER: Oh OK. Free to go.
What an ass.
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