Lindsay is taking me out for half of my birthday present tonight. I have some guesses as to where we're going and what we're doing, but I'm not 100% positive.

I've been told to bring warm clothes and to come hungry.

That could mean just about anything though.

My prediction? We're raiding a grocery store and eating all of their ice cream from the freezer section.

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Hey-o everyone out there in SyberWorld! It's old Creed coming at your again, here from my perch as a Quality Manager at Dunder Mifflin paper. Just a few observations on the world around me

What do you guys think is the best kind of car? To me it's motorcycles. They're small and dangerous.

I got into a car accident...



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Yes, I have too much time on my hands. Yes, that is exactly copied from what they showed on Creed's screen. It's far more tame than I thought it would be.

The Cavs blew a golden opportunity last night. If they could've finished off the Nets, they would've had at least one extra day of rest before playing the Pistons. The team needs to get it's head on straight. One game they look great, the next they look awful. Heck, one play they look great and the next they look awful. I've never seen an inconsistent team win a championship though. I think they're at least two years away, which is not a good thing considering LeBron's contract status.

On the other side of things, the Indians have Johan Santana's number for some reason. Specifically, Fausto Carmona has Johan Santana's number. He has outdueled the best pitched in baseball twice this year.

The countdown has really begun in earnest now. I spent last night packing up some of my stuff that I'll be getting rid of after Lindsay moves in. She spent the night packing up stuff to move over to my place and also stuff to sell in our yard sale.

If anyone has any requests for stuff that they need, we should have plenty to choose from. Rocker\swivelers, recliners, sleeper sofas, love seats, kitchen tables... everything must go!

I got my grade for marketing. A freaking B+. After all the crap I had to put up with in that class, he gave me a freaking B+! That drops my GPA. I'm barely Magna Cum Laude now. That means I actually need to try next semester. Boo!

“I think we’re dying,” he said. “We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do.”

This has to be among the most distasteful things anyone has ever done.

Within hours of the killings at Virginia Tech, some a-hole began buying dozens of domain names, including CampusKillings.com, VirginiaTechMurders.com, SlaughterInVirginia.com, in the hopes of selling them later to the highest bidder.

His explanation? "Everyone is profiting off of this," McChesney said. "I'm not hurting anyone."

Explain to me just exactly who is freaking profiting off a national tragedy? You're not hurting anyone? How about the families of the victims? He registered domains with the names of the victims after they were announced and tried to sell them to the families so they could make a memorial site.

Physical beatings. That's what this guy needs.

I'm not superstitious, but then again, that's exactly what I am.

If I don't talk about the teams that I like then they seem to do well. Is that because I'm not talking about them? Obviously not. Do I still feel bad for even talking about not talking about them? Yes I do. I'm looking for someone's arm to just fall right off now.

Go Shmavs! Let's go Shmindians!

The worlds largest hand dug well was destroyed last week by a huge tornado in Kansas. Normally that event would not have much of a relation to me. However, I have visited said well. It was indeed big.

Frankly, it reminded me of National Lampoon's Vacation. Let's all drive 1000 miles out of the way to see the worlds largest pile of mud. How about that huge ball of twine in the middle of Minnesota? Let's go see that! Ever wanted to see the Lincoln Watermelon Monument? Me too! By the way, that's exactly what it sounds like. It's an Abraham Lincoln monument that is actually just a big statue of a watermelon slice.

I think it would be hilarious to spend a whole summer driving around the country getting pictures of things like that.

I haven't posted since I left for Atlantic City. Has it been because I struck it rich and fled the country? Not exactly. I did not strike it rich, although everyone else seemingly did. I didn't lose my shirt either though, which I'm thankful for. I was down a mere $60 for the weekend. I'll take it. I had a lot more fun playing table games here than in Vegas where I only played machines.