I can't wait for the NFL draft so that I can watch the Browns draft 7 more quarterbacks. I predict that their opening day roster will be 52 quarterbacks and 3 punters.

I just got invited to join Gmail, which is pretty cool. It's Google's version of email, but you get a 1GB of storage instead of Yahoo's 6 MB. Whoopty-do.

I currently have the top 3 ranked players in Yahoo Fantasy Baseball - Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds, and Scott Rolen.

Yet, my team still sucks. Stupid Yankee pitching.

I'm with the Indians.

Here, in Cleveland? I didn't know we still had a team.

Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

Use your turn signal! You people act like it's divulging secret information to the enemy.

Within 1 to 2 years, Lacy Chabert and Lindsay Lohan will be taking their places on my Top 10 list.

Breaking news: The New York Yankees pitchers are piles of crap.

Kill Bill Volume 2 was better than Volume 1, in my not so humble opinion. I liked the Mai Pei, Budd, and Bill characters, but didn't like the Elle character. In volume 1 I liked the Crazy 88's, but thought the Monty Python's Holy Grail type blood spurting was a bit much.


Due to popular demand, I hereby rate Kill Bill Volume 2 a 6. Would accept as a gift / would pay money to rent. Even though I liked it better than Volume 1, I would also rate Volume 1 a 6. Would accept as a gift / would pay money to rent. I didn't like either enough to buy it as yet another DVD that own yet will never watch.

I saw Kill Bill Volume 1 tonight. There certainly was a lot of killing. Bill was not one of the killed however.

I'm seeing Volume 2 tomorrow. I expect more killing.

There is a stench... an unstoppable force, something evil that lives in the office down the hall. A co-worker worked in there about 6 months ago, but since then the office has just housed dead printers and computers. In that time, something has festered in there. I have sprayed down the entire office with Lysol. More than once. The force comes back. I did battle with it today, but I think it has leached on to me. I may have to burn my clothes.