Hey. Who's that out in right field? Oh. It's Karim Garcia. Do you know what he was traded for? It was nothing. And I don't mean a player to be named later, or some scrub minor leaguer. I mean nothing. Nada. Zero.

Terrific.

I generally despise the Red Sox and especially Pedro, but today, they are the lesser of two evils, so for one day at least you may consider me a member of the Red Sox Nation.

One question though... what the freak is up with that stupid "Cowboy Up" saying? When did they get cowboys in Boston? Who on their team is a cowboy? I fail to understand.

I don't know what's worse... the Cubs giving up 8 runs in the 8th, or the fact that astronomers aren't finding asteroids that practically hit the Earth until they have already passed.

Top 5 reasons why I need 6 bathrooms:

5. I like to leave surprises for Lisa.
4. Liam is a dirty dirty little boy.
3. Ryan "Crap Pants" Dowd
2. Every time I watch a Red Sox game I feel very ill.
1. For me to poop on!

Ed Hillel. "Objective" Yankees fan.

That had to be just about the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots, especially during evening hours, the Minneapolis City Council has established a "Women Only" parking lot at the Mall of America.

Even the parking lot attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota.

Some high school kid kicked a 62 yarder. Oh by the way, it was an EXTRA POINT! His longest field goal is only 27 yards. Apparently the thought of those 2 additional points makes him incapable as a kicker. The article is on ESPN here.

This might just be the best thing ever.

http://www.backyardartillery.com/

I am thirsty. I believe I will get something to drink. And then I will go to bed, but not sleep. I will watch the Red Sox - Athletics game for a while longer, even though I don't care one iota who wins. Then I will fall asleep, and wake up late for work. I predict I will be 30 minutes late to work in the morning. All because I am thirsty.

It appears that I have finalized my plan for the spare room, and it includes a MAME arcade cabinet. When complete, it should be able to play upwards of 400 different games, and of course it will be 4 player. I haven't decided on whether I want a coin box or not though.