Random perspectives from Cleveland

I'm sure you've all seen the Wendy's commercial "Honey, you look like a million crispy chicken nuggets."

What he really just said was "Honey, you look like $198,000."

That seems like a lot of effort to me. He could've just said "Honey you look fat" and would have accomplished the same thing. She should be pissed that he shorted her by $802,000.