Sunday, January 23, 2005

There is a group in Spokane Washington that is trying to create a "gay district." Can you imagine the outrage if Spokane was trying to create a "Republican district" or, in what would surely be the worst thing in the history of civilization to the media... what if they created a "Christian-only district?" There would be freaking riots in the streets and people would be clamoring for the impeachment of the President. Los Angeles would erupt into a giant ball of fire spontaneously. People in Detroit would be looting their own houses. Oh, the humanity.

Give me a break. I'll let you create a "gay district" when the "NRA district" that I create right next to it is allowed to randomly spray you with gun fire.

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