Monday, January 20, 2003

Super Bowl XXXVII: Oakland Raiders vs Tampa Bay Buccaneers. My prediction? One of those teams will have a player who catches an oblong object and crosses a white line. When that happens, a "referee" will raise his hands and say, "Hey. I want a sandwich this long." The team that has the most long sandwiches will obtain more "points" than the other team.

You heard it here first. When you go to Vegas, make sure to bet on the sandwiches.

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