Imagine this. You're an 81 year old man out for a relaxing cruise in the ocean. All of a sudden... BAM. You've been stabbed in the chest. First thoughts? Your wife didn't do it. Your kids didn't do it. Your friends didn't do it. So what happened?
A freaking stingray jumped out of the ocean, into your boat, and stabbed you with malicious intent.
What is the moral of the story? You can't trust nature. When things start flying out of their natural habitat to try to kill you, they either just plain don't like you, or they're not right in the head. Imagine if you were just walking around next to a cliff that is 500 feet tall and the next thing you know you see a lion jumping off said cliff to try to bite you in the face. It would not be good. Lions are not meant to attack you by jumping off cliffs in the same way that stingrays are not meant to jump into your boat and chase your ass down so that they can stab you.
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