In order to fix the New York City budget problem I think they should raise the shooting and stabbing tax.

Heidi Collins... so hot. Want to touch the hiney.

Get your reservations for Cedar Point in soon.

Check out the specs for their new coaster here.

It appears that June 2nd and June 3rd are the top contenders for the date to go.

I can get discounted tickets for $26.99 each.

I won't even justify the movie Jackass with a review.

It gets a rating of 2. Would definately return it if I received it as a gift, and I'd smack the person who gave it to me upside the head.

New top ten time.

1. Elizabeth Hurley
2. Angie Everhart
3. Paige Davis
4. Heidi Collins
5. Natalie Portman
6. Rachel Leigh Cook
7. Ashley Judd
8. Famke Janssen
9. Jennifer Garner
10. Lisa Guerrero


Added to the list: Heidi Collins, Lisa Guerrero
Removed from the list: Traylor Howard, Brooke Langton
Close but no cigar: Jessica Simpson
Honorable mention: Nicole Kidman in the movie Birthday Girl

How do you go from a 1.58 ERA to a 5.56 ERA in one game? Just ask Danys Baez.

0 IP
3 Hits
5 Runs
5 Earned Runs
2 Walks
0 K's
1 Home Run

When the Lakers win the championship, the citizens of Los Angeles riot in the streets. When the Red Wings win the championship the people of Detroit further burn down their city When Ohio State beats Michigan the fans mace each other.

What I want to know is where are all the rioters and looters now? Come on... we kicked the crap out of Iraq. Loot! Pillage! Burn something already.

I don't care what you guys say... Heidi Collins is hot. Maybe you need to see her in action, instead of that one crappy photo. Watch CNN next Sunday around 3:30 PM.

I saw Daredevil this weekend. Four words come to mind... not enough Jennifer Garner.

It seems like the movie was about 20 minutes too short. They left out chunks of plot in order to move the story along... why exactly did Garner and Afleck hook up? They meet in a coffee shop, get into a fight on the school yard, and the next thing you know they're hooked up. Did I lose consciousness for part of the movie? It seems like it went from "Hey I kicked you in the groin." to "Hey let's make babies." pretty quickly.

The fight with Kingpin was also over way too fast. The Kingpin is supposed to run all crime in the city, yet you spray him with some water, kick him in the leg, and the fight is over in 2 minutes?. Hmmm.

More fighting, more Jennifer Garner, and more plot equals better movie.

Daredevil gets a rating of : 4. Would watch it on TV if there was nothing else on and I had nothing better to do.

Take the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and put them in the NBA and you have the new Cavs uniforms. The logo especially is quite stinky, like it was imported from France.