If the Browns draft freaking Brady Quinn then I am going to be very angry. Hulk smash type angry.

The last thing the Browns need is another quarterback! Address the root cause of the suck for once! They need an offensive line. Draft 7 offensive linemen! That way, then all of them get hurt while walking to the first practice of the season, you'll still have people capable of playing on the OFFENSIVE LINE!

In order words, take note: Your quarterback sucks. Your running back sucks. Your receivers suck. Your defense sucks. What do they all have in common?

Exhibit A: Quarterbacks. Your quarterbacks cannot stand upright for more than 1.5 seconds because THE OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS!

Exhibit B: Running backs. Your running backs have no holes to run through and thus average -10 yards per carry because THE OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS!

Exhibit C: Wide receivers. The receivers are just running track out there because the quarterback isn't upright long enough to throw them the ball because THE OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS!

Exhibit D: Defense. The defense is on the field for 59 minutes a game because the offense goes 3 and out every single time. Why are the on the field for 59 minutes a game? Because THE OFFENSIVE LINE SUCKS!

I hope that you members of the jury hear the point that I'm trying to make. Let's all say it in unison...

So today was teacher evaluation day. Guess what that means? It means that my sucky professor did not hand out the evaluation forms. Obviously it's because he knows he's terrible and as such does not want to be evaluated. He also did not grade my test or paper yet. The very same paper that he has had for 3 weeks. Oh, I forgot to mention... he handed back almost everyone else's tests. Yay! Let's indiscriminately not grade exams and papers! Hooray.

We found the final reading for the wedding.

Deuteronomy 23:12-14

I think it's rather appropriate.

Dominion East Ohio has managed to screw me yet again. Last time they came out and read my meter, but did so incorrectly. I called them and they came out to read it again. This time they read it correctly but they didn't report it to their own freaking system. Now I have read my meter again, but I cannot report it because it's lower than the last incorrect meter reading that they have. Yay.

So while my gas bill should be negative this month, I'm placing bets on them actually billing me $12,000.

The Cavs pulled out the 2 seed in the East tonight. Everything seemed to fall perfectly into place, at least for one night. They beat Milwaukee. The Bulls lost to the Nets. The Wizards beat Indiana. It was the very best outcome possible.

That makes for a Cavs-Wizards series in the opening round. It's too bad that Arenas is hurt, because the playoff series last year was quite entertaining.

I don't know what to make of the Cavs chances this year. They just don't strike me as one of the elite teams in the league. For some reason they match up best against the Spurs, so if they were to get there, I guess I'd like to see the Spurs. But on second thought, I would like to see them play the Warriors in the Finals. The chances of that happening however, are... Not. Too. Good.

The Indians are the first team in nearly 55 years to win a game with their only hit coming in their first at-bat.

Grady Sizemore led off Cleveland's 2-1 win over the Chicago White Sox on Sunday with a double.

The Indians' output Sunday was the lowest hit total in a victory for the club since April 12, 1992, when they had no hits off Matt Young of Boston.

Now, it would seem that it would be hard to win a game in which you have no hits. It's happened more than you might though however. It happened twice in two years in the early 90's. On July 1, 1990 Andy Hawkins pitched a no-hitter for the Yankees, but his team lost 4-0 to the White Sox.

We had a tasting with the caterer on Saturday. We're awaiting pricing still, but we're likely going to go with the Apple Jack Chicken (pan fried chicken breast with granny smith apples in an apple butter sauce) and the Salmon Verblank (salmon with a champagne butter sauce.) I guess we like butter sauces.

We also tried lemon herb chicken and pork loin with an apple brandy sauce. All of them were delicious, but it looks like we'll only be able to pick two.

For the sides we're going with asparagus and red roasted potatoes. We're also having two salads - one a seasonal salad with fancy lettuce types and berries and a classic ceasar.

Just in case Wii's ever become readily available, and any of you decide to get one... here's my Wii Friend Code: 9007 1266 9004 1797

I also posted it in it's own section below the counter.

Wii!!!!!

I know what you've been saying to yourself.

"Self. What's the latest crazy toy from Japan?"

Well. It's Russian Roulette. For kids. Great! It's just such a great idea on so many different levels. Why not start teaching your children that it's okay to shoot themselves in the head when they're still young and impressionable? If it's good enough for Japan then it's good enough for me.

Imus vs. the Billboard Hot Rap Tracks Chart(language warning)

It's a sad, sad state we are in these days - have you seen the Billboard Hot Rap Tracks chart this week?

Now don't get me wrong. I'm no supporter of Don Imus, but just read the article and come to your own conclusion...