Here's the air show in summary form.

Hot.
B1
Hot.
Concrete.
B52.
Hot.
Sausage.
Hot.
Desert.
Dry.
Death.
Hot.

I'm going to the Dayton air show tomorrow, so again, my insightfully insightful insights will be unavailable.

Here's a fun little distraction. Go to www.google.com and type in "weapons of mass destruction" in the search field. Then hit "I'm feeling lucky."

Enjoy.

Ok, so I'm back from Texas now and you know what I've discovered? Keira Knightley is HOT! Check out these pictures from the premiere of Pirates of the Carribean if you don't believe me.

I was watching the Indians game tonight and they cut to a fan in the stands that had an Indians jersey on. His last name was Yankees and his number was 666. I thought that was clever.

Also, it is true.

And clever.

I'm flying to Texas tomorrow in order to cross off to more stadiums in my quest to see all the MLB stadiums. I'm seeing the Astros and the Rangers, so you'll have to do without my insightful updates for the whole weekend.

Did I mention yesterday that I was at the Indians - Yankees game yesterday and the Yankees only got 1 hit?

I'm with the Indians

Here, in Cleveland? I didn't know we still had a team!

Yeah, we've got uniforms and everything. It's really great.

I'll be at the Indians game tonight when I should be at home watching LeBron's first game as a Cavalier. Oh wait. It's only summer league. Why would I want to watch developmental basketball when I can watch the lowly Indians play the sucky Yankees?

Answer: I wouldn't.

My predictions for tonight: Billy Traber goes 6 innings, gives up 7 hits, 4 runs, 2 walks, 3 strike outs. Jeff Weaver goes 7 innings, gives up 6 hits, 3 runs, 3 walks, 5 strike outs. Indians win in 37 innings by the score of 77 - 39. They will have quite an extraordinary 37th inning. The bullpens will be a little shaky for both teams though.

How sad a commentary on life in the U.S. is it that people are even wondering if Kobe Bryants arrest for sexual battery will help improve his shoe sales by giving him street cred? What kind of a society do we live in where it takes an arrest and a guilty charge to be respected on the streets? That's just pathetic.