I want a new car and the more I see of the 350Z the more I want one. The only problem I have with it is that it is completely impractical for me. Not only is it even smaller than the car I have now, but I'd have to keep my current car to drive in the winter.

Still though, I want a new car. I don't need a new car, but I certainly want one.

I saw 2 Fast 2 Furious, and I don't really have much to say about it. It was a better movie technically than the first, but it wasn't as fun as the first. What could've been the star of the movie -- the Nissan Skyline -- was instead relegated to a single scene. Boo.

This isn't something I would normally say, but today I enjoyed watching the Red Sox win.

Also, I'm still irritated that the freaking Indians traded away Karim Garcia for ZERO. NOTHING. NADA. EL SUCKO NOTTO.

I want to punch someone in the face, and that someone has a name that rhymes with Shmeorge Leinbrenner.

Bah.

It's July 4th. I'm going to be watching fireworks later, and then hopefully making fireworks of my own.

No really. Not the boom boom shake your rump type... real fireworks.

It's a dangerous job, but someone has to do it.

I just hope my new nickname isn't stumpy.

I played through another 2 seasons in NCAA Football 2002 last night. Chalk up two more perfect seasons for Purdue. Tiller is now 242-10 with 17 national championships. I haven't played an actual game for a long time. I like to do the recruiting more than anything else in that game.

A few seasons ago I made myself in the game, but I couldn't even recruit myself. I ended up going to Oklahoma.

Jerk.

I'm back from Cedar Point now. I had the best coaster ride I've ever had on Millenium Force yesterday. It was running fast (due to the heat) and I rode it at 11:30 PM. The lights were out, you could see the stars as you climbed the lift hill, and you couldn't see the bottom. It was fantastic.

I give the Cavs a D for the draft. Sure, they picked LeBron James. I'm obviously happy with that pick, but it was an absolute no-brainer. I give them a D because of the Jason Kapono pick. Didn't they pay attention the last time they drafted Jason Kapono? Last time his name happened to be Trajan Langdon. A guy who can shoot very well, but cannot create his own shot, cannot penetrate, and cannot play defense. What a piece of crap.

Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe his client wrote Stinky Britches ten years ago, and they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, (pulls down picture of Chewbacca) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense...Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks. That does not make sense. But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case?...Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case...It does not make sense. Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit.

Did you see that Lisa Guerrero is in at Monday Night Football now? I know a lot of you were fanboys of Melissa Stark, but I never was. It'll be nice to see how Lisa G. does in the new role.

From my top 10 list to MNF... now if only we can get Elizabeth Hurley, Angie Everhart, and Paige Davis to follow suit...

I'm going to Cedar Point again on Monday, and apaprently Top Thrill Dragster will again be down. They say that the best estimates are that it will be down all week, but should be up for the July 4th weekend. How exactly does that help me?