Heidi Collins.

I was watching Fox News last night. As some embedded reporter was interview marines who had taken over one of Saddam's palaces, the Iraqi information minister was still idiotically saying that the US wasn't in Bagdhad. Apparently the Iraqi regime seems to think that we must be on a big sound stage and we're just faking the whole war and that the buildings in Iraq are collapsing for no reason.

The Indians home opener has already been postponed today because we are expecting 3 inches of snow. They moved it to tomorrow afternoon, which was originally an off-day. That means that the stadium will probably be half empty. After all, if I took off today to go to the game, I'm not going to take off another day to go to the real one.

Rock Chalk, Suckhawk!

What is up with ESPN Page 2's obsession with Jennie Finch? I don't even think she's that attractive. And how did Britney Spears beat the Bachelorette? What a crock.

Hey. It's not April Fools day anymore.

I just heard that Danny Almonte got called up from Little League to take over for Derek Jeter.

Yay.

LANGLEY, VA--The CIA announced Monday that it suspects Saddam Hussein's latest televised address was pre-recorded, pointing to its suspiciously dated reference to Nelly's "Hot In Herre," a rap hit from the summer of 2002.

"For the enemy invaders of Iraq, it soon will get truly hot in here," Hussein said in the speech, which was televised worldwide Monday. "No amount of clothing removal will be sufficient to withstand what awaits them on the battlefield."

Watching Fox News do live shots with people in Iraq can be amusing at times. First the guys lips are moving and words are coming out later, like it's Kung Fu Iraq. Next, they get the guy back on with properly moving lips and there's just 10 seconds of dead air and eventually the guy in Iraq asks "So.... do you want me to talk about anything?"

Gotta love live TV.

This just in: I'm engaged.